What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean

What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean

OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS – Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lots of time on phone
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot
INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING – Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER – Won’t make a decision
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAILS – A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a louder voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED – Back stabber
LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else
PLANS FOR PROMOTION / ADVANCEMENT – Buys drinks for all the buys
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION – Gets to work on time
RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at desk

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