Good ones!

Good ones!

1.Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
2.Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.
3.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
4.I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
5.A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6.Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
7.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
8.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
9.You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
10.Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
11.Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
12.They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

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