why he fired his secretary

why he fired his secretary

On his forty-fifth birthday, a man wasn’t feeling too hot that morning. He went to breakfast knowing his wife Would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” And would probably have a present for him.She didn’t even say “Good Morning” let alone any “Happy Birthday”
He thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. Maybe the children will remember”.The children came in to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
When he started to the office he was feeling pretty low and despondent. As he walked into his office, his secretary,Janet, said, “Good morning boss,Happy Birthday!”
So he felt a little better; someone had remembered.
He worked until noon. then Janet knocked on his door and said,”You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me” He said, “By George, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.”
They went to lunch. They went out into the country to a little private place.They had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,”You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?”
He said, “No, I guess not” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment”.
After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”
“Sure” he excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of his friends.
All were singing “Happy Birthday” and there on the couch he sat…. NAKED.

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  1. Seems a lot of people have had this same experience, I’ve found this story on a few other sites as well !

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