A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child for ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree, and wrote a note. “I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this, but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7am. Signed, The Blonde.”
She pinned the note inside the little boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was a note: “Here is the money. I can’t believe you’d do this to a fellow blonde.”