Jack & Jill

Jack & Jill

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He says, “Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, and handed them to your mother, and said, “Here, try these on. So she did and said, ‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.’ So I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.”
“Hmm,” says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, “Here try these on.” So she does and says, ” These are too large; they don’t fit me.” So Jack says,” Exactly, I wear the pants in the family and I always will,
And don’t you ever forget that.”

Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says, “Here you try mine on.” So he does and says, ” I can’t get into your pants.”

Then Jill says, “Exactly, and if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.”

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