By all means-Marry!

By all means-Marry!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.- David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.- Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.-Anonymous

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?- Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.- Anonymous

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”- Henny Youngman

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”- Sam Kinison

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”- James Holt McGavran

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”- Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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