Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked to my right and saw a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing about 90 mph with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her make-up.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and next thing I know she’s halfway over in my lane still working on her face.
It scared the life out of me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I lost my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn “Big Jim and the Twins”.
I screamed in pain and the cigarette fell out of my mouth, burning my shirt. I also lost an important call.
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!