Top 10 things to think about

Top 10 things to think about

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a “slight tax increase” cost you five dollars and a “substantial tax cut” saves you 50 cents?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
They know exactly where one cow with ‘mad cow disease’ is located among the millions of cows in America. But they haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe they should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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