In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol – dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
Third worm in sperm – dead.
Fourth worm in soil – alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class – “What can you learn from this experiment?”
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.”