Cannibal jokes

Cannibal jokes

Two Cannibals are about to eat a man. One says to the other:”How are you doing?”
The other says,” I’m having a ball”
The first one says “Slow down, you eat too fast”
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Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his belly with his fist and say, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
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When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone’s eaten.
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The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, “Aren’t you done eating yet?”
The 2nd cannibal replied, “I’m on my last leg now.”

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