Humor jokes – Girls Night Out

Humor jokes – Girls Night Out

Jill was invited out for a night with the girls. She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM, a bit worse for wear, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she “cuckooed” another 9 times. Jill was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed she knew 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning Jill’s husband asked, “What time you got in?” Jill told him “midnight”. He didn’t seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When she asked him why he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, “Oh Shit.” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

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