Humor jokes-Halloween funnies

Humor jokes-Halloween funnies

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He’s all right now
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
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What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
“Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.”
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What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I’m bone to be wild.
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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.

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