Q: Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest?
A: He was dead on his feet.
Q: Why didn’t Dracula ever get married?
A: He just never found the right ghoul!!!
Q: Why did the monster eat the tight-rope walker?
A: He wanted to eat a well balanced diet!
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.