More Halloween jokes

More Halloween jokes

Q: Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest?
A: He was dead on his feet.
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Q: Why didn’t Dracula ever get married?
A: He just never found the right ghoul!!!
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Q: Why did the monster eat the tight-rope walker?
A: He wanted to eat a well balanced diet!
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Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
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Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.

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