Marriage jokes-The Italian job

Marriage jokes-The Italian job

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: ” Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: ” An Italian girl!!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks:
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – an Italian girl !!”
“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!”
Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman, they are dangerous !

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