Marriage jokes-Marital bliss!

Marriage jokes-Marital bliss!

A husband was in big trouble coming up to his wedding anniversary. His high spending, forever nagging, wife told him “Ok you small brained dumbf*ck, tomorrow is our anniversary and there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”.
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

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