Adult humor jokes-Jewish couple

Adult humor jokes-Jewish couple

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says “Now I have to arrange for a GHET”.
The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.
The judge says, “You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?” (Circumcision)
She replies. “Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick!”

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