Adult humor jokes-Exotic pet

Adult humor jokes-Exotic pet

A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says:
“Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions.”
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, “I’ll take one.”
The man packages the frog and says, “Just follow the instructions. “
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow its training.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper: “If you have any problems or questions, please telephone the store at which the frog was purchased and ask for the manager.”
Which she does. The manager responds, “I’ll be right over.”
Within minutes, he is ringing her doorbell. She welcomes him and says, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there.”
The manager, looking very concerned, grabs the frog, stares directly at him and says, “Listen to me! I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time….”

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