Short jokes-Jailhouse pick-up lines!

Short jokes-Jailhouse pick-up lines!

* “Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back of your head.”
* “That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your freshly-healed knife wound.”
* “Is your name ‘Escape Tunnel’? Because I’ve been digging you all night.”
* “If looks could kill, you’d get 25 to life.”
* “You’re new here… let me introduce you to the penal system.”
* “Prisoner Johnson need a weekend furlough?”

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