Good jokes-Some Very Clever Business Signs

Good jokes-Some Very Clever Business Signs

1) At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
2) On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
3) In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out.”
4) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
5) On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. “
6) At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
7) Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
8) At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be de-Lighted.”
9) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Please drive carefully. We’ll wait .”

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