Humor jokes-First day of School :30 Years ago & Today

Humor jokes-First day of School :30 Years ago & Today

THIRTY YEARS AGO: Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous student and shows it to her fellow teachers.
TODAY: Ms. Lichtig receives a package from an anonymous student and shows it to the bomb squad.

THIRTY YEARS AGO: Ed Navis, the class clown, is caught reading Playboy.
TODAY: Mrs. McMahon, the art teacher, is caught posing for Playboy.

THIRTY YEARS AGO: Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade’s first case of whooping cough.
TODAY: Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade’s first case of morning sickness.

THIRTY YEARS AGO: students find mercury, lead and cobalt on the periodic table.
TODAY: students find mercury, lead and cobalt in the drinking water.

THIRTY YEARS AGO: each class begins with “Show and Tell.”
TODAY: each class begins with “Search and Frisk.”

THIRTY YEARS AGO: ninth grader Clyde Kelly is caught cheating on a pop quiz.
TODAY: ninth grader Scott Kelly is caught cheating on his common-law wife.

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