LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST – When intercourse is called “screwing.”
MARRIAGE – When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.
LOVE – When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST – When you argue over who gets the wet spot?
MARRIAGE – When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE – When you share everything you own.
LUST – When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE – When the bank owns everything.
LOVE – When it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax.
LUST – When the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE – When . . . Uh . . . what’s a climax?