Humor jokes-Running down the English

Humor jokes-Running down the English

Did you hear about the priest in Ireland, who kept running down the English?
He would renounce his congregation of sinners by yelling, “If you don’t act better you’re all going to hell with the Englishmen!”
One day the bishop called him in, and told him that if he didn’t quit denouncing the English, he would be demoted and transferred. The priest agreed, and in his next sermon, he told the story of the betrayal of Jesus.
“Jesus looked at all of the apostles one at a time and said, ‘Tonight, one of you will betray me!’
Peter said, ‘It is not I, is it master?’ Jesus just looked at Judas. Judas, realizing the steady gaze of The Lord upon him said, ‘Blimey govenor,┬┤you wouldn’t think it was me would you?'”

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