Good jokes-Dutchman

Good jokes-Dutchman

A Belgian guy watched a Dutchman in a cafe get the most beautiful girls without any trouble, even though he did not look very nice. Asked how he did this, the Dutchman said, “Well very easy, when I enter, I toss the keys of my Rolls Royce on the bar and they just flock to me. Though I am as poor as you, the keys do it.”
So this Belgian guy buys a some nice Rolls keys and tries it also, but to no avail.
He asks the Dutchman for advice again, “Yes says the Dutchman, if you don’t take off your bicycle helmet it don’t work.

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