Adult jokes-You know you’re kinky when…

Adult jokes-You know you’re kinky when…

– You’ve got a toy chest bigger than the one in your 6 year old son’s room.
– Your children ask if they can borrow your “costumes” for Halloween.
– Your body piercings set off the metal detectors at the court house.
– You become a locksmith to avoid having to make embarrassing calls at 2

2 thoughts on “Adult jokes-You know you’re kinky when…

  1. I had to laugh at the body piercings statement! One of my blogger friends just posted about this happening at her job – she is a security personnel that has to actually DO the searches when the alarms sound! Unlucky her – I could hear her now, “Um, excuse me – but would you mind stepping into this room so we can check to be sure those are just nipple piercings and not a knife in your bra!” Ha!

    No thanks!

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