Classy Insults

Classy Insults

> “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill

> “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill

> “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow

> “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) “

> Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

> “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas

> “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln

> “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

> “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

> “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde

> “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend… if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

>”Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in reply

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