Animal jokes-Quotes on Dogs

Animal jokes-Quotes on Dogs

* The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous

* There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams

* A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings

* The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

* Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate. – Anonymous

* Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones

* If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise- Unknown

* My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.- Joe Weinstein

* Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

* If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain

* Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

* If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret

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