Short adult jokes-Soft heart

Short adult jokes-Soft heart

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says,
“Ma’am if your heart is as soft as your breast I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies,
“If your p*nis is as hard as your elbow I’m in room 1221.”

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