Humor statements-Pun Intended

Humor statements-Pun Intended

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
* A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
* He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
* Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

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