Funny statements-Makes you want to think…

Funny statements-Makes you want to think…

* Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

* Does fuzzy logic tickle?

* If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

* Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines

* Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

* A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.

* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.

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