* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
* Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
* A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.
* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.