Stock Market humor

Stock Market humor

SIP – Suicide by Investing Patiently
Fund Manager – Last year’s ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum
Investor – Someone who is broke
Broker – Worse off than an investor
Correction – The next day after you bought shares
Momentum buying – The fine art of buying high and selling low
Value buying – The art of buying low and selling even lower

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