Halloween jokes

Halloween jokes

Q: Why do witches think they’re funny?
A: Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.

Q: Why can’t boy ghosts make babies?
A: Because they have “hollow weenies”

Q: What’s a monster’s favourite song?
A: “Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun.”

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