Good jokes-Socialism VS Capitalism

Good jokes-Socialism VS Capitalism

Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals she was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs — what her dad dismissed as “redistribution of wealth.”
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, and a rich one at that — a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his, rather than benefit society.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. “You don’t need to spend money on these expensive furnishings in this huge house when there are people who need to earn more than minimum wage and better food!” she lectured.
To her shock and amazement, all The Donald said in reply was “Welcome to socialism.”
That’s it? she thought to herself — no argument? But before she could even think of a follow-up, he actually changed the subject! “How are you doing with your studies?” Trump asked her.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?”
She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.”
The Donald was closing in now. He asked Ivanka, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.”
Ivanka, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That’s a crazy idea, how would that be fair!? I’ve worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”
Then Donald slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to capitalism.”

7 thoughts on “Good jokes-Socialism VS Capitalism

  1. Yes, because clearly Paris Hilton is a harder worker than the sweatshop children our economy is founded upon.

  2. Dave the starving masses in the third world are a product of mismanagement, corruption, aid dependence etc. Remove these factors and they'll be prosperity in the so called third world.

    As for Paris, she is just enjoying the fruits of the Hilton's hardwork, nothing wrong with that. Capitalism is the only sane system we've.

  3. Bill Gates net worth in 2011 is $56,000,000,000.

    Microsoft in 2010 had 135,000 employees.

    If you plot a net worth graph that includes each employee you will see a exponential curve from least wealthy to most wealthy.

    Bill Gates is 1 small man in a ocean of 135,000.

    His intellectual contribution is a minuscule proportion when compared to the entire intellectual contribution of past and present comrades.

    Put another way, imagine the total number of hours worked by each comrade, and then contrast this, with the number of hours worked by Bill Gates.

    Now you can see how the Capitalist system is exponentially skewed, to give tiny people like Bill Gates, inhumane domination over the masses. Where economic power is undemocratically vested into the hands of a nano-scale arrogant minority.

    Where the larger populace is subjugated to the dictatorial whims of those who stole the nations/worlds wealth.

    The education system is similarly skewed. From the poorest schools where illiteracy is rife, to the most expensive educational institutions where privileged children are educated to the highest levels e.g. St Pauls School in London or Eton College where David Cameron went.

    It is the duty of those who have higher intellectual capabilities, who have higher economic leaderships skills, who have higher community leaderships skills – to use those higher skills for the greater good i.e. for the sharing of economic, educational, and community wealth.

    Everybody has differing levels of learning ability. If you're living on a desert island with a comrade who has a learning disability i.e. someone with genetic errors which were formed during gestation, do you economically, educationally, and socially punish that person by giving yourself the most of those opportunities, whilst at the same time, denying them to your comrade?

  4. Reality in which we live is not fare.

    The capitalism is still the best thing we had.

    Nobody is forced to work for Microsoft.

    Charity doesn't work. It makes people get used to help and lazy.

    And with developement which was brought by capitalism and "bad people" like Bill Gates enables also the less capable to live better than kings lived before capitalism.

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