* What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton!”
* What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
* What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you!”
* Liz: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Liz: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
* Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!