Valentine’s Day Oneliners

Valentine’s Day Oneliners

* What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton!”

* What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”

* What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you!”

* Liz: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Jon: “Really?”
Liz: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

* Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!

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