How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the border collie’s ear and he’ll do it.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeez, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeaze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and…
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?