10. You ask the waiter for a seat near the kitchen so it minimizes the time it takes for your food to arrive.
9. She doesn’t like the “I’m The Property of Jason” t-shirt you got her for your anniversary.
8. You take your date out for dinner that consists of a coupon for free nachos and half price on drinks.
7. Her candlelight dinners really irritate you ’cause it’s so hard to read the sport’s page while eating.
6. You apologize with a dozen dandelions.
5. After a romantic dinner, you offer to do the dishes by letting the dog lick the plates.
4. You consider pig latin the “language of love”.
3. Some say it with flowers, you say it with spark plugs.
2. When your boyfriend got down on one knee and proposed, you said, “Shhh!… talk to me during the commercial.”
1. “I thought cubic zirconium looked prettier than real diamonds.”