Funny jokes-Homeless guys

Funny jokes-Homeless guys

A bum asked me, “Give me $10 till payday.”
I asked, “When’s payday?”
He said, “I don’t know, you’re the one who is working!”

Another bum asked me, “Can I have $300 for a cup of coffee?”
I told him, “Coffee’s a quarter!”
The bum said, “Yeah, but I want to drink it in Brazil!”

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