Religious Lightbulb Jokes

Religious Lightbulb Jokes

How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.

How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE?!!!

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Candles only.

How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
What’s a light bulb?

How many Jehovah’s Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you’ve seen the light!

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