Tina said, “Darling, I have some great news! I am pregnant!!”
John planted a kiss on her cheek and said, “That’s amazing news! I am so happy!”
“More?” John asked, “What do you mean?'”
Tina said, “We are going to have TWINS!!”
Surprised at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, I went to K-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and guess what, both tests came out positive!”