Blonde witness

Blonde witness

A blonde named Edna had to appear in court as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor asked her, “Where were you the night of 5th September?”

“Objection!” said the defense attorney. “It’s irrelevant!”

“Oh, that’s okay,” said Edna from the witness stand. “I can answer that question.”

“I object!” the defense said again.

“No, really,” said Edna. “I don’t mind giving the answer.”

The judge ruled: “If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.”

So the prosecutor repeated the question: “Where were you the night of 5th September?”

Edna replied brightly, “I don’t know.”

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