Funniest jokes-The town drunk

Funniest jokes-The town drunk

Sister Nancy had taken it on herself to abolish alcoholism from the small town she lived in. So she went to the local bar, holding banners against alcohol. Just then, Peter the town drunk, came out of the bar, completely inebriated and smelling heavily of beer. 
Sister Nancy glared at him and said, “If you try to enter the Lord’s gates with your breath reeking of alcohol, do you think the Lord will allow you to enter?”
Peter replied, “Lady, when I am at the Lord’s gates, I don’t think I will be carrying my breath with me.”

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