Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
She blew it both times!
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
“First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you turn left,” said the officer.
“I decided not to turn right,” she explains.
“Then why the up and down?” asks the officer.
“Officer,” she sniffs, “I was erasing!”
“Why, what happened?” asked his friend.
Jack said, “She confided to me that she is bi-sexual.”
“C’mon…that’s so cool!” his friend said, “So, what’s your problem?”
“What’s my problem?” Jack exclaimed, “Who wants to f*ck just twice a year?”