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Blonde jokes-Bulging pockets

Blonde jokes-Bulging pockets

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

Funny jokes-Confusing signals

Funny jokes-Confusing signals

A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old blonde woman because her hand signals were confusing.

“First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you turn left,” said the officer.

“I decided not to turn right,” she explains.

“Then why the up and down?” asks the officer.

“Officer,” she sniffs, “I was erasing!”

Adult jokes-Break up

Adult jokes-Break up

Jack, a blond guy told his buddy, “I am going to break up with Betty.”

“Why, what happened?” asked his friend.

Jack said, “She confided to me that she is bi-sexual.”

“C’mon…that’s so cool!” his friend said, “So, what’s your problem?”

“What’s my problem?” Jack exclaimed, “Who wants to f*ck just twice a year?”

Blonde jokes-Aisle seat

Blonde jokes-Aisle seat

Daisy, the blonde was checking in at the airport and she asked for an aisle seat on the airplane. The reason she gave was that she didn’t want to mess up her hair by sitting near the window.