John replied, “I have severe pain in the chest.”
Doctor Torres asked, “Do you like to smoke?”
John said, “Ya, get me a Marboro Lights, I like only that brand.”
There was a long queue in the clinic. Finally, they were called inside the doctor’s cabin.
The gynac asked, “Well, what is the problem?”
The country bum replied, “Need to put her on birth control.”
The gynac asked, “Is she active with the boys?”
The country bum replied, “Nah! She just lays there same way her mother does.”
Mrs. Eberhardt asked, “Should I give them to him before or after dinner?”
The good doctor in all his good humor, replied, “The pills are meant for you!”
The vet said, “Let me examine her.”
So the vet picked up the cat and examined her let ear and then her right ear. After a while, he said, “I think I should put her down.”
John asked in a shocked voice, “Put her down? Just because the poor thing is deaf?”
The vet smiled and said, “No. Your cat is very heavy.”
So I called the doctor and he said I will have to wait for 20 days for an appointment.
When I finally got to see the doctor and he saw how much the boils had spread, he commented, “Why didn’t you come to me sooner!”
You can imagine the expression on my face.
The shrink said to him, “How can I help you doctor?”
Dr. James replied, “I slept with my patient yesterday, and I am full of remorse. I am feeling terribly guilty about it?”
The shrink tried to reassure him by saying, “It’s ok. You are not the first doctor to have got personal with your patient.”
“But” said Dr. James, “I am a Vet.”
It was Katie, a young mother, who pleaded on the phone, “We need you to come over urgently. My kid has swallowed a contracptve.”
Dr Williams mumbled, “Okay, I am on my way.”
While he was getting dressed, he got another call from Katie. “Doc”, she said sounding calm, “Nevermind. My hubby found another one.”
The doctor kept reassuring him. I also stood next to him if it gave him any consolation. It was what the doctor said after finishing with his first eye, that made my Dad jump!