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Buying Valentine’s cards

Buying Valentine’s cards

Sam goes to a Card shop and says, “I want a Valentine’s card that says ‘You are the only one I have ever loved in my life’. Do you have one?”

The shop owner says, “As a matter of fact, we have.”

Sam says, “Ok, I would like four of them.”

Not getting married

Not getting married

Adi said to his girlfriend Tina, “I had visited your home yesterday. I don’t think we can get married.”

Tina gasped, “Why? What happened? Did you meet my dad?”

Adi replied, “No. I met your sister. And I think she is too hot!”

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Santa Singh was so frustrated with his wife that he turned to God and said, “I got my babyhood from you, then it was taken away from me. I got my youth from you and then it was taken away from me. I got my wife from you. A lot of time has passed since then…just sending you a gentle reminder!”
Joke of the day-The deal

Joke of the day-The deal

Ashok said to his friend, “It was our 10th anniversary and my wife was expecting something special from me. I did not disappoint her and gifted a set of gold necklace and earrings.There was complete silence at home as she did not talk to me for three months.”
The friend asked, “Why? Were the ornaments not of real gold?”
Ashok replied, “No my friend. That was the deal!”
The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The ever forgetful Prof. Higgins went to his medical class and announced, “Today we shall learn to dissect. I have brought a frog with me here.”
Saying this, he put a hand in his pocket and took out a packet. When he opened it, there was a sandwich in it.  
The Professor thought hard, “What did I have for breakfast?”
Very funny jokes-The surprise!

Very funny jokes-The surprise!

At a social gathering, Juan introduced his wife to an acquaintance. He said, “Martin, meet my wife Becky.”
Martin replied, “We don’t need any introduction.”
Juan was surprised and asked, “Do you know each other?”
Martin replied, “We were caught napping together.”
Juan lost his cool and shouted, “What do you mean? When and how?”
Martin replied, “In the Finance lectures when we were doing MBA. We were in the same class.”
 
Joke of the day-Surprise!

Joke of the day-Surprise!

Little Johnny says to his mother, “Mom, I was a small brother.”

His mother says to him, “Your papa is in Jordan. Let him come back, we will think about it then.”

Little Johnny, not to give up so soon, says, “Let us give him a surprise.”

His mother screams, “Just be quiet. You are already a surprise for your papa. No more surprises!”

Sarcastic joke-Very important road

Sarcastic joke-Very important road

Ramu, who hailed from a small village, went to see the big bad city of New Delhi. He parked his cycle near a Government building and started to take a stroll. A cop, on seeing this, shouted at him, “You should not park your cycle here. This is a very important road that leads to many Government organizations. Many Members of Parliament, ministers, the Chief Minister and sometimes, even the Prime Minister commute by this road.”
Ramu replied, “That’s ok, Sir. Please do not worry, I have locked my cycle.  
Barber services

Barber services

Alvaro went to the barber’s shop and asked Pelu the barber, “What do you charge for a haircut?”
Pelu replied, “20 dollars.”
Alvaro then asked, “What do you charge for a shave?”
Pelu replied, “10 dollars.”
Alvaro said, “Okay then, can you kindly shave my head.”
Barber joke-An anecdote

Barber joke-An anecdote

As my boss Mr. Maggot gets older, there is an anecdote that he shares with his barber Jenkins. 
During every visit, Mr. Maggot says to Jenkins, “Here I am getting older by the day and losing hair all the time. Then, how is it that you increase your price every few weeks, when you have lesser hair to cut.”
Jenkins has a witty reply, “You are absolutely right, Mr. Maggot. In fact, I should be charging you much more for all the efforts I take to find your hair.”