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In no mood

In no mood

After Pablo and Marta got into a domestic quarrel, Pablo said something which offended her and she left for her mother’s home. Pablo called her mother’s home after a few days but his mother-in-law said that Marta was in no mood to talk to him.

A few more days went by and Pablo called again only to be greeted by the same reply.

He called again after a couple of days and the mother-in-law said to him, “Why do you keep calling when you know the answer.”

Pablo replied, “Because I love to hear it again and again. It’s music to my ears!”

Buying Valentine’s cards

Buying Valentine’s cards

Sam goes to a Card shop and says, “I want a Valentine’s card that says ‘You are the only one I have ever loved in my life’. Do you have one?”

The shop owner says, “As a matter of fact, we have.”

Sam says, “Ok, I would like four of them.”

Not getting married

Not getting married

Adi said to his girlfriend Tina, “I had visited your home yesterday. I don’t think we can get married.”

Tina gasped, “Why? What happened? Did you meet my dad?”

Adi replied, “No. I met your sister. And I think she is too hot!”

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Santa Singh was so frustrated with his wife that he turned to God and said, “I got my babyhood from you, then it was taken away from me. I got my youth from you and then it was taken away from me. I got my wife from you. A lot of time has passed since then…just sending you a gentle reminder!”
Joke of the day-The deal

Joke of the day-The deal

Ashok said to his friend, “It was our 10th anniversary and my wife was expecting something special from me. I did not disappoint her and gifted a set of gold necklace and earrings.There was complete silence at home as she did not talk to me for three months.”
The friend asked, “Why? Were the ornaments not of real gold?”
Ashok replied, “No my friend. That was the deal!”
The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The ever forgetful Prof. Higgins went to his medical class and announced, “Today we shall learn to dissect. I have brought a frog with me here.”
Saying this, he put a hand in his pocket and took out a packet. When he opened it, there was a sandwich in it.  
The Professor thought hard, “What did I have for breakfast?”
Very funny jokes-The surprise!

Very funny jokes-The surprise!

At a social gathering, Juan introduced his wife to an acquaintance. He said, “Martin, meet my wife Becky.”
Martin replied, “We don’t need any introduction.”
Juan was surprised and asked, “Do you know each other?”
Martin replied, “We were caught napping together.”
Juan lost his cool and shouted, “What do you mean? When and how?”
Martin replied, “In the Finance lectures when we were doing MBA. We were in the same class.”