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Very funny jokes-The surprise!

Very funny jokes-The surprise!

At a social gathering, Juan introduced his wife to an acquaintance. He said, “Martin, meet my wife Becky.”
Martin replied, “We don’t need any introduction.”
Juan was surprised and asked, “Do you know each other?”
Martin replied, “We were caught napping together.”
Juan lost his cool and shouted, “What do you mean? When and how?”
Martin replied, “In the Finance lectures when we were doing MBA. We were in the same class.”
 
Joke of the day-Surprise!

Joke of the day-Surprise!

Little Johnny says to his mother, “Mom, I was a small brother.”

His mother says to him, “Your papa is in Jordan. Let him come back, we will think about it then.”

Little Johnny, not to give up so soon, says, “Let us give him a surprise.”

His mother screams, “Just be quiet. You are already a surprise for your papa. No more surprises!”

Sarcastic joke-Very important road

Sarcastic joke-Very important road

Ramu, who hailed from a small village, went to see the big bad city of New Delhi. He parked his cycle near a Government building and started to take a stroll. A cop, on seeing this, shouted at him, “You should not park your cycle here. This is a very important road that leads to many Government organizations. Many Members of Parliament, ministers, the Chief Minister and sometimes, even the Prime Minister commute by this road.”
Ramu replied, “That’s ok, Sir. Please do not worry, I have locked my cycle.  
Barber services

Barber services

Alvaro went to the barber’s shop and asked Pelu the barber, “What do you charge for a haircut?”
Pelu replied, “20 dollars.”
Alvaro then asked, “What do you charge for a shave?”
Pelu replied, “10 dollars.”
Alvaro said, “Okay then, can you kindly shave my head.”
Barber joke-An anecdote

Barber joke-An anecdote

As my boss Mr. Maggot gets older, there is an anecdote that he shares with his barber Jenkins. 
During every visit, Mr. Maggot says to Jenkins, “Here I am getting older by the day and losing hair all the time. Then, how is it that you increase your price every few weeks, when you have lesser hair to cut.”
Jenkins has a witty reply, “You are absolutely right, Mr. Maggot. In fact, I should be charging you much more for all the efforts I take to find your hair.”
Carlos the man-eater

Carlos the man-eater

It so turns out that Carlos, the man-eating Cannibal from the jungles of South India is on board the now dysfunctional Kingfisher Airlines.
The air hostess says to him, “Sir, can I offer you the menu for lunch?”
Carlos replies, “Nope. Just hand me over the passenger list.”
At the salon

At the salon

When my wife Purva wanted me to give her company, I went to the salon with her. I was seated in the reception while the hairdresser was attending to her. 
I found a Men’s grooming magazine and liked some grooming tips given there. I asked the attendant if I could go out and take photocopies of a few pages from the mag.
The attendant said to me, “Sir, you will have to leave behind your driver’s licence or some other identification.”
Surprised, I said, “Well, you have my wife in the salon. You know the hairdresser is attending to her, don’t you?
“Yep”, said the attendant, “But we must have something you would want to come back for.”
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