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Joke of the day-The deal

Joke of the day-The deal

Ashok said to his friend, “It was our 10th anniversary and my wife was expecting something special from me. I did not disappoint her and gifted a set of gold necklace and earrings.There was complete silence at home as she did not talk to me for three months.”
The friend asked, “Why? Were the ornaments not of real gold?”
Ashok replied, “No my friend. That was the deal!”
Tricky question

Tricky question

Ashok was dating Lara. Her father invited him home and asked, “Do you drink?”
The prospective groom replied, “Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me.”
Joke of the day-Secretary

Joke of the day-Secretary

Alex said to his friend, “Times are really bad! My secretary Martha quit yesterday.”

The friend asked, “What happened?”

Alex replied, “She caught me with my wife at the shopping mall.”

Funniest jokes-Expanded liver

Funniest jokes-Expanded liver

My Spanish friend Pablo visited the doctor complaining of pain in the stomach. Dr. Alejandro told him ,”Your liver has expanded.”
Pablo, always the positive guy, asked the doctor, “Does it mean that I can eat more pollo (chicken)?”

Joke of the day-Explanations

Joke of the day-Explanations

Roger was with his wife, buying confectionery at the store when a young girl smiled at him and said, “Hi!”. Roger returned the greeting. Roger’s wife glared at him and asked, “Who is that?”
Roger replied, “Please don’t irritate me. I also need to explain to her about you.”
Barber joke-Spray me

Barber joke-Spray me

After a shave and haircut, the barber was about to spray some fragrance on John, when John said to the barber, “Skip that stuff, Joey. My wife’s gonna think I visited the house of ill-repute.”
To that, another customer Alex commented quickly, “Spray on me to your heart’s content. My wife has never been to the house of ill-repute.”
Class photograph

Class photograph

Neil’s school had asked him to fetch 10 dollars for a Class photograph. So Neil went home and said to his mother, “Mom, please give me 20 dollars. I need to give it to the class teacher for a copy of the class photograph.”
Neil’s mom said, “What? 20 dollars for a photo!! That’s daylight robbery! They should be charging half the amount. Anyway, I will take the money from your dad and give it to you.”
At night, in the bedroom, she said to her husband, “Honey, please give me 40 dollars. I have to give it to Neil for a copy of his class photograph.”
  
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