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Light bulb jokes-Different musicians

Light bulb jokes-Different musicians

How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he’ll spend $5,000 on a Sterling silver bulb.

How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to screw in the bulb and the others to stand around and say, “I could do that better.”

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he’ll do it too loudly.

How many clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he’ll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.

Light bulb jokes-How many Archaeologists?

Light bulb jokes-How many Archaeologists?

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

# Generally only one, but some rooms we can’t even get into since 1934.

# Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that? The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ‘ancient luminosity device’…hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines…

# Actually they are afraid to do it…they think that if they remove the top layer bulb, that they will disturb the (presumed) earlier bulbs that are screwed in beneath the one that is currently showing…

# Only one, but it will take years and years of initial site study…we have to first correlate all the surrounding furniture and domestic devices, and then decide whether the anthropological theory about the bulb being a cultic object (based on its central location in the room, its being up out of reach–symbolizing transcendence, and its obviously sun-like shape) is a correct socio-economic understanding…

# All of them. One to change the bulb, and the rest of them to weep about what Thiering, Allegro, Baigent and Leigh will write about it…

# No amount of them can do it, but for an underground antiquities dealer it only takes 5 minutes…

# 501- one to take the old bulb out, and 500 to proclaim that it confirms the biblical record…

# 501- one to take the old bulb out, and 500 to proclaim that it dis-confirms the biblical record…(so much for the univocity of the archaeological record, eh?)

# Well, actually, it only takes a couple to remove the old bulb, but then they get so involved in studying the old bulb (especially in trying to correlate its appearance with all other burned-out bulbs within a 1000 km radius), that they never get around to putting the new bulb in…

Light bulb jokes-Scientologists

Light bulb jokes-Scientologists

Q: How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None, the lightbulb must find 80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the self-determinism to change itself.

A2: One to unscrew the lightbulb, and six to hold the universe still so it doesn’t turn round with the bulb.

A3: Two, one to hold each wire, and the other to ask questions of the first until the bulb lights up.