Was careless as hell on the pissa.
One day in the rush,
She was caught in the flush,
And goodness knows all of us missa!
There was a young man from Savannah,
Who met his end in a curious manner.
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.
There once was a guy called Dean
Who invented a love machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.
There was a young lady from Saratoga
Who practiced an extreme form of Yoga
Tying the body into boy-scout knots
Which gave young men the hots
But frustration, when they couldn’t untie her.
There was a young man from Crete,
Who could shoot sperm across the street,
A chemist named Kelly,
Bottled the ‘jelly’,
And sold it as extract of meat!
There was a young girl from Hong Kong,
Whose cervical cap was a gong,
She said with a yell,
as a shot rang her bell,
“I’ll give you a ding for a dong”