Was careless as hell on the pissa.
One day in the rush,
She was caught in the flush,
And goodness knows all of us missa!
There was a young man from Savannah,
Who met his end in a curious manner.
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.
There once was a guy called Dean
Who invented a love machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.
There was a young lady from Saratoga
Who practiced an extreme form of Yoga
Tying the body into boy-scout knots
Which gave young men the hots
But frustration, when they couldn’t untie her.