There was a young man from Crete,
Who could shoot sperm across the street,
A chemist named Kelly,
Bottled the ‘jelly’,
And sold it as extract of meat!
There was a young girl from Hong Kong,
Whose cervical cap was a gong,
She said with a yell,
as a shot rang her bell,
“I’ll give you a ding for a dong”
A certain young lady named Rowell
Had a musical bent to her bowel.
With a good plate of beans
Tucked under her jeans
She could play To a Wild Rose by MacDowell.
There once was a hacker named Ken,
Who inherited truckloads of Yen,
So he built him some chicks,
Of silicon chips,
And hasn’t been heard from since then.
“Inspiration at last to begin!”
As his housekeeper dribbled
He grabbed paper and scribbled
His sermon: ‘The Pleasures Of Sin’.
A disgusting young man named McGill,
Made his neighbors exceedingly ill,
Because of his habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill