Without hesitation, Joseph replied, “If YOU had asked, I would still be left with 4 bananas.”
One day while in office, the phone was ringing, and because the receptionist was not around, he picked up the phone.
“Hello”, said the caller, “I want to make an inquiry about a person called Jack Rogers. This is with regards to an opening in my company. Do you know this man?”
Smiling to himself, Jack replied, “Yes of course I know him.”
The caller asked, “Is he regular with his work? Is he punctual?”
Jack replied with all honesty, “Well, I am not too regular myself, but whenever I am here, he is here.”
Lily answered, “Oh yes sir, not until somebody knocks on the cabin door.”
One morning, there was a call for Davis. Bob replied that Davis wasn’t in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said he would call back later.
The caller tried again at 11: 30 am and Bob reported that Davis had gone out for lunch.
The final call came at 4 p.m. It was Bob again who received the call and said, “I’m sorry, he has left for the day. Can I take a message?”
“Yes,” the caller replied. “How can I get a job with you?”
“Female workers – BEWARE
If your skirt is long, guard yourself from Engines
If your skirt is short, guard yourself from Engineers.”