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Gruesome sight

Gruesome sight

Rick could not believe his ears when his friend, Sam told him that he had killed his wife with a shotgun and had buried her in the back yard. Rick rushed next door to Sam’s house and was met with a gruesome sight. She was buried in the ground with her bums sticking out of the ground.

Rick said to Sam ,”What is going on? What made you do that?”

Sam replied, “Well, I needed a place to park the bike.”

Practical jokes-Mobile phone etiquettes

Practical jokes-Mobile phone etiquettes

After a hard day at work in the busy city of Washington DC, Natasha settled down in a metro seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Pentagon.

A man sitting next to her dialed a number on his mobile phone and started talking loudly – “Hey darling! This is Pete, I’m on the metro – I know I am late but there were a couple of meetings in office – no, I wasn’t fooling around with the boss’s moll. No honey, there’s no one else in my life – you are the only one I love. I swear….”, and so he went on and on.

Twenty minutes had passed and despite angry glances from Natasha, he was still speaking loudly on the phone. Natasha, majorly irritated by now, yelled, “Hey Pete, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!”

After that, Pete was never heard talking on his mobile phone in public.

Burglary blues

Burglary blues

1. A Belgium news agency reported, last year, that a man suspected of robbing a jewellery store in Liege said he couldn’t have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school.

2. When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

3. Investigating a purse snatching, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect carefully eyed the victim, and shouted, ‘Yeah, that’s the woman I robbed.’

City boy goes hunting

City boy goes hunting

Bob, a city guy decides to take a break from his busy city life and visits his uncle in the countryside. His uncle has a large farm and shows Bob around for the first two days. By the third day, Bob gets tired of seeing the cows, hens, pigs & crops and wants to do something else.

His uncle has an idea. He said to Bob, “Why don’t you go hunting in the woods – take my gun and my dogs.”

Bob feels this was a good idea, so with gun in hand, and dogs in trail, he starts for the woods. After a couple of hours, he returns to his uncle’s farm.

“Did you have fun?” asked the uncle.

“It was great!” exclaimed Bob. “Got any more dogs?”

A decent burial

A decent burial

A new pastor in Maiden, North Carolina, spent the first week making personal visits to each of his prospective congregation inviting them to come to his inaugural services.

The pastor was disappointed to see a near empty church on the next Sunday. he placed an article in the local newspapers stating that the church was dead and it was everyone’s duty to give it a decent Christian burial. He also announced that the funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon.

More out of curiosity, a large crowd turned out to witness the “funeral”.

What they saw was a closed coffin which was covered in flowers. After the priest had delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward one by one and pay their final respects to their dead church.
Full of inquisitiveness, and wanting to know how the corpse of a “dead church” would look like, all the town folk eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. Each “mourner” peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with guilt and shame.
In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a mirror.

Practical jokes-Ten days old

Practical jokes-Ten days old

A beggar came to Marie’s house: “Madam, can you spare me something to eat?”

Marie (irritated): “Can you use ten days old food?”

Beggar: “Sure, no problem.”

Marie: “All right then. Right now everything is fresh. Come after ten days.”